Warren County Military Strikes Pleasantville: Barely Passes Through It Alive

There were no defenses to oppose the enemy. The oldest member of the Venango County military stationed in Pleasantville was asleep and still doesn't know his town was under attack. That did not stop Warren from marching into town and running to the nearest exit on the other end.

"I witnessed them take one look, and give that gagging expression one gives when they are trying not to vomit." States one resident who saw them give that gagging expression one gives when they are trying not to vomit. "I think they were trying not to puke."

Bravery...

The 6 military members making up the Warren County military split in two directions. Three are heading toward the industrial city of Hasson Heights by way of Route 227. The other three are making their way through Forest County by way of Route 36. It is believed they will continue onto Route 68 to the industrial city of Oil City.

Warren’s projected battle

Meanwhile, Elk County troops are still laying siege to Seneca and Cranberry. Their initial assault was thwarted by Venango's youngest military member, 9-year-old Timmy. Timmy has not showered in 7 weeks and has the strongest deterrent of any man on the battlefield. Experts believe Elk is weaponizing bathwater for their second assault.

Elk preparing bathwater defenses

The two members securing the northern border to Venango and East Crawford are still waiting for the enemy to make their move. East Crawford's capital of Titusville is a stronghold for the western Pennsylvania superpower. Mayor Dumbdumb of Titusville has hinted at the possibility of another Venango County invasion, but will likely wait until the author writes an article specifically about it.

Now, two enemies are in Venango territory. The Pennsylvania Land and Treaty Organization is struggling. Clarion and Jefferson are in the hands of Elk County and only West Crawford, Mercer, and Venango remain. These counties are the last defense against the absurdity of the Zugnar Alliance.