Venango Soldiers Deployed to Millcreek
Venango County's two most notable military members are deploying once again to a neighboring nation. This came just minutes after their return from Uganda where they were sent to suppress the Ebola Uprising.
Laurel and Hardy of the Venango County Military have served the Nation of the Venango States of America ever since its secession in early 2025. Their most recent deployment to Uganda was short lived when it was discovered that the Ebola Uprising referred to a virus and not a group of rebels attempting to overthrow the government.
Today, Laurel and Hardy came back from Uganda and were seen at the corner of Seneca and Center Street deciding which car was safe to step in front of.
It wasn't long after that they received word of a redeployment to Millcreek, where President Mayor Blunders hopes to strengthen relations with Mayor Paranoia of Erie, capital of Erie County. Paranoia has still not come out from under his mattress ever since threats were made by Mayor Wastecash to fire Millcreek's giant Mall Gun on Erie. Millcreek's giant weapon has already fired several adult diapers from Victoria's Secret. Fortunately, no Erie resident has died other than a llama.
Laurel and Hardy of the Venango County military are expected to arrive in Millcreek Monday afternoon. They are armed with the highest quality spitball launchers Venango can afford. Additionally, each of them have been equipped with a bag of the same muffin hand grenades that almost killed Hardy earlier this year after Laurel accidentally threw it at his face.
Mayor Blunders of Oil City has not revealed how these two men will be of any service to Erie. What can be determined is that they won't be. Nonetheless, they are going anyway because they think it will accomplish something.
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