Venango Republic To Hold Annual "Survive The Island" Event

The Venango Republic is having our annual survive the island event at North Sentinel Islands. Participants dumb enough to show will give our journalists their money before going onto an island where the government of India forbids trespassers. The game is simple. Natives on the island are known to spear down everyone who trespasses. If you manage to survive, you get your money back. Proceeds go to support the Venango Republic satirical trust fund. Oh, and BTW, if you haven't got the hint this event is a joke and that you should not go to the island, you're a moron. There is no surviving the island event, and we do not recommend you trying to set foot on that island.