Venango Republic Summer Intern, Big Foot, Not Invited to Forest County Festival
The Forest County Sasquatch Festival taking place in Marienville featured lots of commemorations for the mythical creature. Unfortunately, the coordinators failed to reach out to our summer intern to invite him to his own event.
"I work very hard to make a name for myself in the community" states Big Foot "I appear at local charity events and even dedicate my time to helping those in need. I would give anyone the shirt off my back if I wore one."
Big Foot has been interning at the Venango Republic since March. We don't exactly know what his involvement accomplishes for us other than just being a ridiculous concept. Nontheless, the failure of Forest County to invite our summer intern makes us very upset.
"I am extremely mad about the siuation" says Ye Ti, our winter intern "Big Foot deserves to be recognized at his own event. This negligence makes me so frostrated! I am so FURious"
We stopped interviewing Ye Ti because his puns are stupid.....
The Sasquach event drew a large crowd by Marienville standards. Practically nobody came. Big Foot states that he still wishes he could have been there.
Forest County has not issued an apology as of yet. Big Foot has stated that regardless of whether they do or not, he will still continue to be involved in their community as much as possible. Still, Big Foot says he’s not one to hold a grudge — but after this incident, he’s officially putting his foot down. And with a size 23 sole, Forest County just felt the tremor.
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