
Venango Republic Forced to Question Internal Ethics as Photo Surfaces
A photo has surfaced taking Venango County by storm. During a concert featuring the talents of our regions only whistle blower, the founder and CEO of the Venango Republic was caught on camera with his lead journalist doing whatever the Hell this is.
The two were well covered in the crowd of seven attendees. With every lawn chair crammed inside a thousand square foot radius, it came as quite a shock for them to suddenly have the Polaroid point thier direction.
Within hours, the photos went viral after being posted to every telephone pole on Seneca Street. Blobbert Blobfish, the founder and CEO of the Venango Republic, did not hesitate to take to social media for his massive following of five people.
"I’d like to personally apologize to my wife, my fish tank family, and the loyal staff of The Venango Republic. You all deserved better than watching your CEO get caught on the KISCAM embracing Jeremy Jetfuel like a microwaved meatloaf clutching a stress ball."
Jetfuel made a less convincing defense claiming Blobbert was brushing cat hair off his coat. Whatever the case may be, we can be certain that Blobfish and Jetfuel will have to deal with public scrutiny until the next Polaroid revelation.






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