Venango County Unveils New Plan to Fight Drugs by Pretending They Aren't There

Mayor Blunders of Oil City, and self declared President of his self proclaimed "Venango States of America" announced a new plan to fight the war on drugs. His solution? To pretend nothing is actually happening.

"We recognize that drugs are running rampant in our community" states Mayor Blunders. "So much that it is just easier to ignore the issue all together."

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Mayor Blunders has recieved major support from the local drug lords who say that his neglect has helped their industry thrive. The founder and CEO of the Oil City cartel even expressed gratitude to Mayor Blunders for allowing him to pattent his recipe for fentanyl.

According to Mayor Blunders, the drug problem is not going away any time soon. With this being a reality, he encourages everyone to do their part and "try not to say anything to impact his hopes of re-election."