Unfamiliar Car Drives Through Oil City "Tourists Our Coming"

You read that correctly! Even when verbally speaking Mayor Blunder manages to misspell the word "are."

Oil City residents were blown away today when they observed what seemed to be an unfamiliar car driving through town. The last time an outsider entered this county, the major highway connecting Oil City and Franklin wasn't a giant pothole.

Mayor Blunder was sitting in the City Outhouse, which coincidentally is also City Hall, signing executive orders and relieving himself when he got the news.

"I got out of my seat and looked out that moon shaped window with excitement" said Mayor Blunder "I completely forgot to wipe before pulling up my pants!"

It seems the Venango Republic is really making a difference for the county. If outsiders really are driving through in curiosity, we can be certain there will be more. They may not stay after taking a glimpse, but they will come none the less.