Two Passenger Plane Goes Missing in Seneca

Breaking. A two-passenger airplane has gone missing after a boy accidentally flew it into a patch of woods with a no trespassing sign. According to sources, the plane took off Saturday morning at 6 a.m. and was scheduled to land as soon as the boy's remote control failed to keep it balanced properly. Unfortunately, the plane made a dive towards the woods outside the boy's house in an area that his parents won't allow him to walk through.

Authorities say they have no intention of looking for the plane because they have too much crime to deal with in Seneca already, with illegally parked cars at an all-time high. Cranberry's State Police Force of three officers are on the lookout for the same vehicle that keeps parking in the handicapped parking space outside of Walmart.

There were fortunately no passengers aboard the plane that went missing because it was too small to accommodate human life. The owner of the plane fears that the foam wings might have broken off after it plunged into the woods behind his home. The parents have promised to replace the plane as long as little Timmy does his chores. Experts say that the multi-dollar plane could cost the parents hundreds of pennies to replace.