Tourist Inquiring of Oil Directed to Broken Down Van Exhuast

A confused out-of-town tourist came to town today looking for the last remaining oil reserves. According to reports, Daniel Duck, a historian who learned about Oil City through exaggerated boasting, approached locals with a puzzled look on his face.

When asked why he appeared confused, Duck stated that he expected to find big industry. Residents immediately directed him to a broken down Oldes Mobile behind the abandoned Kmart.

Ducks confused look solidified upon seeing the rusted car. To make matters worse, locals looked proud when announcing to the tourist that the last of the oil reserves could be found in the engine.

Duck has since left the town claiming that he is unimpressed with what he was misled to percieve as a metropolis. Residents say they have never heart that fancy word before, but thanked him for classifying their giant town as such.