Titusville And Oil City Reach Peace Treaty After Venango Republic Can't Think of Anything To Add To Their Conflict

Mayor Blunders of Oil City has reached a peace treaty with Mayor Dumbdumb of Titusville after a three week long war that has failed to get anywhere. The Venango Republic has followed this conflict closely since the space race between the two major cities began. Now however, it looks like the war is over.

According to Mayor Blunders of Oil City, the Venango Republic has gone too long not thinking of any interesting ideas for his war with Eastern Crawford. Consequently, he has no choice but to end the war and bring his troops home.

Mayor Dumbdumb of Titusville says that losing two solders to the potholes at the mall was enough for him to realize this war was a mistake. The lives of his people are too important for him to risk any more casualties.

With this said, the Venango Republic has been instructed to end this war between the neighboring counties and to call it a cease fire. According to Blunders, a new border line will be drawn with several blue buildings. These buildings will feature a bunch of tough looking Asian guys staring at eachother for hours every day. Blunders and Dumbdumb state that this border will be refered to as the Despitballerization Zone. For short, it will be called the DBZ.

DBZ on Route 8 just outside of Titusville

People will be forbidden passage outside of Venango County and must worship the image of Mayor Blunders from now on. Attempts to excape will result in severe punishement of renting apartment space in Oil City.

As for the people of Crawford, they will be the North Korea version of this conflict despite the fact that Titusville is a piece of crap too. People trying to escape the tyrany of Mayor Blunders will seek a life of refuge in Titusville because Venango County has made them that insane.

Blunders states that anyone attempting to cross the border between Venango and Crawford is to be shot down by spitballs. People attempting to enter the county illegally will also face dire consequences for being outside aliens. Blunders and Dumbdumb predict this conflict may last for decades. But to be honest, it probably will only last until we run out of ideas.