Top Things To Do In Iron City

Wanting to experience the joys of the steel city but can't make a trip to Pittsburgh? Well then you might want to consider Iron City. Located just a few miles outside of Clarion, Iron City has loads of nothing to do! With no skyscrapers, industry, and a population of about 2 people, Iron City is the perfect Pittsburgh substitution for people who can't take a hint that cities are supposed to have buildings....

The big Iron City smaller than the tiny Shippenville

Iron City literally has no iron at all.... We aren't quite sure why they chose to use the terms iron and city.... Nonetheless, you'll get a huge kick out of the skyscrapers that litterally no one can go inside but wood peckers....

Tops of Iron City skyscrapers

I mean technically buildings are made of wood, and trees are wood, sooooo.......... SKYSCRAPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In addition to the highrises of Iron City, visitors can also visit the only nonwooded area for no good reason at all.....

Mini open field that serves no purpose

Why would you do this? Because you're insane and have no life! Duh!

One thing tourists are encouraged to avoid are the slums and backstreets of Iron City due to all the thugs and drug dealers......

Backstreets of Iron City. Listen to the sign! Those children are thugs!

The backstreets of Iron City are incredibly dangerous and unpredictable. Visitors must be aware that the drug cartels are hiding in plain sight in areas other than this.

A little further down the road and you may run into peddlers. People are encouraged not to give them money because they probably already own the house behind them.

Iron City peddlers

Yes sir! There is so much to do in Iron City. From walking, to walking, to walking, to just complete walking, you'll never ever get an experience like iron city..... Except everywhere else in Western PA.....