Survey: Pleasantville Ranks Last in Towns Beginning with "Pleasant"

In a recent survey conducted by nobody, Pleasantville Pensylvania was given the dishonor of coming in last of all town claiming to be pleasant. This came after thirty thousand towns agreed to vote for eachother so that they would not be ranked the same as Pleasantville.

The list is quite extensive and too much for our lazy brains to review. What is worth noting however, are the towns that came closest to last place after Pleasantville. Pleasantville, which had no votes due to the serveyors failure to inform them, came nowhere close to the next town, Pleasant Falls. Pleasant Falls, which has a declining population due to their residents driving off the cliff into the rocks sticking out of the water, had a total of three thousand votes.

The third to last was a town named Pleasant We Think. This town is famous for being miserable and having a population of absolutely no one. After learning of the possibility of falling below Pleasantville, this town filed a complaint with the census bureau claiming that the failure to collect names at their location constitutes discrimination against the nobodies who live there. They came away with five thousand votes.

In fourth place was an irish town named Pleasant-ish which prides itself on being pleasant when its residents are drinking. They came away with 74 kegs.

The survey has spoken. Pleasantville is so lowly to outsiders, even its own county of Venango isolates it by causing the two main roads leading its direction to first exit into neighboring counties before re-entering to reach it.

I'm just saying. Isn't it ironic we don't want a main road running through the middle of this map? It's like we first want people to cover themselves in Forest and Crawford before coming back to see us again!