Snowstorm Leaves Meadville Asking Where to Find Water

In a far-away mythical land, known to much of the community as Meadville, an unthinkable disaster has placed an entire city under a temporary drought during a winter storm. According to rumors from the few in Venango County who can afford the journey, a water main has broke, causing residents of the wannabe Erie to thirst. Who is to blame? None but Jack Frost himself!

"It was like a case of extremely hot weather in the desert causing pipes to melt," states Mayor Dogfood of Meadville. "In this situation, however, the desert was the snowy weather, and the heat was the cold forming ice to burst the pipes..."

After giving this long unnecessary analogy, Mayor Dogfood chugged his Dasani and changed to an ice sculpture.

"We boiled our water for days before the go-ahead to drink it," Mrs. Coldheart told the media. "This was frustrating for one who likes to have mine below freezing."

The residents of the mythical land are happy to learn that their faucets are now capable of transmitting pure liquids. With heavy snowfalls making the roads dangerous, imports of water are now at a standstill, with locals unsure where else to find a source of hydration.

"We've looked everywhere!" says I'm Dehydrated. "I'm dehydrated and haven't been able to find water since the pipe burst. I thought about melting ice, but this snow makes it impossible to drive to the store!"

Despite the water running with a safe nutritional quality, residents have officially lost trust in the system. The sudden failure of the pipes that have served them for generations has caused locals to question what else their government is hiding. Experts perceive that if similar events take place, the community may trade their sinks and toilets for horse troughs and outhouses. To prevent the downgrade of modern technology, it is crucial for the leadership of Meadville to take preventative measures now.