Meadville Troops Arrive in Franklin, Clarion Still Not Accounted For

Salvation has finally arrived for Venango County from members of the Pennsylvania Land and Treaty Organization. West Crawford has successfully sent five troops across 322 and have finally reached Franklin, Pennsylvania, to help Venango County push East Crawford back to their own region. Meanwhile, to the east of Venango, Clarion County troops are still unaccounted for. The troops who left their city around 9 a.m. yesterday got lost and haven't been seen since. Venango is unsure what this could mean to the fate of Venango County, who currently must figure out how to push back two of East Crawford's military men.

Since yesterday afternoon, East Crawford troops have pushed their way into Oil City and are now on Seneca Street, just outside of Billy's. Residents in the town are slowly making their way to the south side, abandoning their homes and businesses. Little Timmy, who is the youngest member of the Venango County military, managed to get off school just in time to slow East Crawford's progression through the town. When fighting East Crawford's troops, he was accidentally hit by a spitball in the arm and received immediate medical aid to prevent him from catching COVID.

Mayor Blunders has tried to send word to the two Venango County military men who are still protecting the border on Route 8. Sources say that they are still unaware that the two Crawford troops surpassed them while they were sleeping. If they are unaware, chances are they are still protecting the border, waiting for the East Crawford military to face them.

As for the West Crawford military, sources say that they estimate arrival in Oil City by late afternoon, although they say that their soldiers are capable of arriving sooner. Several of the soldiers are exhausted from carrying giant bags of Meow Mix and Puppy Chow. The current strain that their weaponry has taken on them will require a tiny time frame for them to rest.

Meanwhile, East Crawford troops are continuing to push their way into Oil City in what has become the most dangerous time of the city's existence. Venango County Secret Service agents are preparing to evacuate Mayor Blunders should the East Crawford troops breach the center of Oil City's town square.