Smoke Cantina Removes Dead Weed From Ceiling

In an unexpected move, Smoke Cantina has removed the weed that was formerly hanging from their ceiling — a decision that has left regulars dazed, confused, and oddly nostalgic for the days of ducking under fake foliage to get their tacos.

The Facebook post revealing the plant’s absence was shared four days ago see it here, and reactions have ranged from “RIP ceiling kush” to “wait, was that real?” Patrons are demanding answers — or at the very least, a replacement fern.

Insiders suggest the decision may have been prompted by a recent incident involving our lead journalist Jeremy Jetfuel, who struck his head on the plant while trying to photograph his burrito from an “artsy overhead angle.” Witnesses say Jetfuel stumbled backward into a table of spicy margaritas and briefly declared the guacamole "sentient."

Smoke Cantina has yet to comment on whether the plant will be replaced, but one staff member hinted at a potential comeback — this time as a floor lamp. Stay tuned.