Several Vehicles Crash After Prankster Swaps Oranges for Grapefruit

Aldi shoppers are disgusted after learning that their purchase of oranges was sabotaged by a substitution for grapefruit. According to sources, at least 25 people, in the course of an hour, left the grocery store with a purchase of fruit they expected to be tasteful. Within minutes, 911 dispatchers received calls for car accidents resulting from the same customers who had taken a bite out of the fruit.

The 25 car accidents have been traced back to the disgusting flavor of the grapefruit. Officials say the taste was so bad, the drivers gagged before driving their vehicles off the road. Ironically, living on a Venango County income means they were also driving lemons.

Officials have no leads on who swapped the oranges for grapefruit. Anyone with information is encouraged to contact the local executioner. If found, the perpetrator could face five years in prison with three meals consisting of grapefruit, asparagus, and brussels sprouts, prior to being executed before a bowl of grapefruit.