Riots Become Unmanagable Forcing Oil City Mayor to Call in County Guard

Mayor Blunders executive order to deport all undocumented Chihuahua's from the county has raised tensions among residents. The industrial city of Pleasantville, which is the closest Venango will ever get to an LA, is seeing massive protests consisting of several elderly women unwilling to part with their dogs.

According to sources, the riots are out of control with some reports saying that a grandmother set a car on fire. We should specify that it was an accident. She slipped on the towns low self esteem and caused the car to crash into an already burning statue of the towns approval rating.

Mayor Blunders of Oil City says that the matter is getting out of hand. With volunteers for Glacier (Venango's attempt at ICE) getting hit with purses left and right, Blunders says that he will be sending in the County Guard (Venango's attempt at the National Guard) to settle the matter.

Unfortunately, Mayor Blunders does not have the funds to send in the County Guard because he wasted that money trying to form Glacier. There also are no troops left in the County Guard because he transfered all of them to Galcier to deport the undocumented chihuahua's.

It has now been 24 hours since the riots broke out in Pleasantville. The grandmothers are raising their voices for their pets. Any attempt on the Mayors part to gag them will eventually result in them breaking silence. That is, unless they first break a hip.