Razor Wire Tampons Releases New Line

A new line of tampons has just hit the shelves today by the Razor Wire Tampons company. According to CEO Worthless Scum, the new line is called Bladed Tampons and will feature extra sharp miniature samuri blades inside of them.

"We feel this is the right move for our company" states Scum "we are the only brand of tampons that offers this feature of blades attached. Our sales have been non existent and we feel we must make a move that appeals to the public."

Razor Wire Tampons has not made a sale since first hitting the shelves early this year. According to the CEO, the target audience was going to be young women. Unfortunately, buyers have been too smart to buy such a horrible product.

"Right now, we just want to offer a tampon that can shave and do whatever it is that tampons do" states Scum, who obviously knows nothing about female problems.

The new tampons will be hitting the shelves today. If they fail to produce sales.... The company will continue to exist because they are fictional......