Police: Burglar Cought After Robbing Oil City Bank

A burglar has been caught 3 hours after making his gettaway from the Southside Oil City Bank. According to reports, the man made off with all 30 cents within the vault making this the biggest heist since the oil boom period.

The man has been identified as Frederick Waddlepubble. According to police, the suspect robbed the bank because he has struggled to make it big as a performer at the Barrow Civic Theater. The man has been detained and unfortunately was the last performer to work for the Barrow leaving them with nobody to do their plays.

The Barrow says that they are fine with losing their final performer as their plays were far from quality experiences anyway. Mr. Waddlepubble will serve a life sentence in Venango County which in itself is like living in prison anyway.