PLATO Mayors Gather to Sign Agreement with Zugnar Alliance. County War One Comes to an End.

After months of brutal warfare between the counties of the Pennsylvania Land and Treaty Organization and the Zugnar Alliance, the mayors of Northwestern Pennsylvania came together to sign an agreement that will end all conflicts for the foreseeable future.

The war took a surprising turn in the last month and a half, when Jefferson County used a new form of warfare, which involved burrowing beneath towns with collapsible tunnels, in order to sink entire communities into the dirt, leaving the Elk Empire nothing worth claiming. Although, it cost Jefferson County everything, Elk County has nothing to possess anymore.

On the west side, the Crawfordiot Union, headed by Mayor Dumbdumb of Titusville, folded when the Ironed Curtain dividing West Crawford and Erie fell to the ground. Despite the curtain being recently pressed, a gust of wind knocked over its stand, making it unjustifiable for Titusville to financially replace the entire structure.

As for the Elk Empire, which accounted for more than eight counties being overthrown, Mayor Bighorn's branding on the Western Pennsylvania world will no longer stain its borders. Elk County has fallen, and the Jefferson County military has cut off the head of their image.

Turns out is was just pasted over top

Militaries are now returning home. The troops serving Clarion County have found their way back from Butler after weeks of being lost in a county they were never supposed to go to.

Clarion's military tries to decide if this is their college

Little Timmy of the Venango County military is finally able to return home now that his parents are free from prison. Timmy, whose parents were sent to prison due to his tardiness, will be receiving special honors for skipping school to help fight against the Zugnar Alliance.

Special honors to be awarded after parents are through with Timmy

Laurel and Hardy of the Venango County military will soon be sent to Uganda to help suppress riots taking place in a nation around the world. For the time being, they are celebrating the end of County War One by smuggling muffins behind public buildings.

Laurel and Hardy have minor standoff before learning about the wars end

The war is over, at the cost of several fictional lives that we didn't actually kill for fear of public backlash. Having met the standards of a family-friendly war, the mayors representing County War One are proud to have participated in a successful intercountial conflict.

PATO and Zugnar bow before the press

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