Peace Talks Collapse After Titusville Delegate Eats Entire Cheese Tray

It's been almost a day since East Crawford authorized the invasion of Forest County overtaking the industrial city of Tionesta. With 400 residents having to embarassingly deal with two confused looking military men in their town center, peace talks were imediately demanded by Forest County.

Mayor Blunders of Oil City, the self proclaimed president of Venango County, put preasure on East Crawford to hold these negotiations by raising tariffs to one hundred percent. This political move did absolutely nothing since East Crawford never trades with Venango County. Nevertheless, Mayor Dumbdumb of Titusville said that he would meet with county leaders to present his demands.

The meeting took place at 12 PM today in the basement of Mayor Blunders mothers house. They would have used City Hall, but the outhouse which acts as City Hall was being drained of all its waste. Mayor Shh! of Tionesta, and self proclaimed president of West Forest County, proposed the immediate removal of the two troops stating that their presence was making the town look like a dump.

Mayor Dumbdumb stated that he was willing to accomodate the demand providing Tionesta offer their most valuable resource. Mayor Shh! refused the demand stating that "the racoon population is what gives our hunters reason to visit our town!"

While listening to Mayor Shh! rant about the racoon population, Mayor Dumbdumb managed to accidentally eat the entire cheese tray. After requesting more cheese, Mayor Blunders shouted at Mayor Dumbdumb declaring his lack of self control "an attempt to cripple Venango County's economy." Evidentally, the cost of this cheese outweighs Blunders monthly paycheck.

Mayor Blunders has declared war on East Crawford for the second time this year demanding a new cheese tray and an additional ten to compensate for the emotional trauma. Mayor Dumbdumb left Oil City just minutes ago without giving Blunders an answer to his demand.