Pastor Facing Scrutiny After Auto Correct Ruins “Ashes Turned to Beauty” Post

A Shippenville pastor is under fire after a poorly timed autocorrect changed his post to a perverse statement. According to sources, Pastor Dunce Pool of the Give Us Clean Hands Church in the Shippenville strip mall tried sharing a Bible verse with a completely different implication.

“I genuinely was trying to say that He can turn *** into *****,” states Pastor Pool, who was inconveniently autocorrected again in our article.

The international autocorrect system has been seeing an uptick in unfortunate alterations unfit for family demographics. Last week, a man describing his endeavors to read every comic strip ever created posted that he is “working on Peanuts.” Use your imagination to guess what it auto corrected to…..

Pastor Pool is now in danger of losing his job. The Church of Give Us Clean Hands announced last week that they will be discussing disciplinary actions now that they have “crossed this bridge….” This quote also autocorrected to a word starting with a “B” just before they posted it to their wall.

Now that the Church of Give Us Clean Hands has their hands dirty, the community has determined that they will not be getting what their name is requesting. Instead, they will be forced to call themselves the Church of Post Without Proofread.