Page Approves Man's Post So Late, It's Now An Obituary

The What's Happening In Venango County Page has officially approved a local mans post after weeks of waiting. According to reports, Mr. Patient Impatient has been waiting five weeks for the county event page to grant his submission.

"It has been a long hard wait" says Mr. Patient Impatient. "I sincerely have been off my rocker and back on it. One moment I'm like 'it can wait' and the next moment, I'm pulling out my hair."

Mr. Patient Impatient has planned a special celebration for the approval of his post requesting that rogain be added to the gift registry.

With many in the community still waiting for their posts to be approved, a petition has been submitted to enforce imediate approval on all posts. It is pending aproval on the same page.....

Mr. Patient Impatient is not angry about the delay. His Easter egg hunt advertisement was approved just in time for the Halloween candy to be discounted. In that time frame, NASA has also been to Mars and back.

Mr. Patient Impatient had a backup plan just in case the post wasn't approved in time. He snail mailed the exact same flyer to all county residents. Coincidentally, the event was a success last April.

Now that the post has been approved, Mr. Patient Impatient is unsure what to do with his life. With so little happening in Venango County, he thinks he might just submit another post to be delayed for no reason whatsoever.