Oil City Updates Sign to Include New Slogan

The city of Oil City is taking new measures to boost the morale of residents in the town. New signage is to be placed on the south side with a slogan emphasizing positive vibes that are often overlooked.

The idea came to Mayor Blunders last week after observing pictures of cities in the northern counties. Although Blunders does not have enough fuel to drive more than a mile outside of town, he was able to reflect on his childhood when his parents used to drive him places at a time when the city could afford fuel.

Reflecting on the towns up north gave Blunders the idea to update the town's slogan to "At Least We Aren't Corry." The residents of Oil City loved it, citing that they remember Corry as being a run-down town with nothing really going for it. According to many residents, Oil City at least has a fountain that lights up at night.

The new signage is still in the process of being funded. Officials say that it will take every penny saved in the treasury. Unfortunately, after four years, they still havent found the coffee can Mayor Blunders lost. Once found, they will go forward with creating the sign.