Oil City Speed Dating Event Draws Only Single in Town

The thirthieth annual Oil City Speed Dating event took place this past Saturday with a massive turnout of people. A total of one resident came out to the event which absolutely surprised the coordinators.

"We didn't expect anyone to show up" says Jessica Janfebmaraprmay "we have been doing this for thirty years and this is the first time anyone has shown."

The unexpected turnout has the coordinators hopeful that there may be a future for their program after all. "I was just trying to get out and meet people" states Socially Awkward, Oil Cities only single resident "I was pleased with the experience. I was nervous I would feel out of place. But everyone here was just like the people in my personal life; absent."

Mr. Awkward plans to return next year. As long as nobody shows, he will continue to make this a part of his yearly routine.