Oil City Pumps Sewage to Warren

Mayor Blunders of Oil City has learned through informants of Warren's decision to reroute the Lockrock Pipeline to their local sewage. This came after Warren warned Blunders to stop siphoning their oil through the 50 miles of straws Blunders ordered to be constructed.

The Lockrock Pipeline was intended to resurrect the oil industry through a genius initiative gone wrong. Although Blunders was able to successfully purchase enough straws to reach Warren, he did not have the funds to run them underground. Consequently, Mayor Fossilfuel of Warren has discovered the pipeline and has directed it to his local sewage system.

Google maps says Warren's treatment plant is town center.... We won't argue with them....

Somehow Blunders has caught on to the knowledge of the pipeline being redirected to an alternative location. In response, he has rerouted his end to the lower levels of City Hall, which is the City Outhouse. According to Mayor Blunders, he intends on pumping his sewage through the straws into Warren's supply until they agree to place the pipeline back at its original location.

Blunders announces plans to pump sewage from the Outhouse

Mayor Fossilfuel has not responded to Blunders' demands. When asked about the matter, he simply stared at reporters with no expression as if to suggest confusion over why someone would pump sewage into another town's plant.

Fossilfuel stands expressionless

Blunders' retaliation might accomplish nothing. For Warren, this is still a victory, as they continue manufacturing their oil without the fear of a neighboring community trying to steal it from them.