
Oil City Man Patches Leak in Roof
An Oil City man mustered up the funds yesterday to patch one of the leaks in his roof. Dennis Menace, a local known for his role at the local paper, says he managed to afford enough duct tape to patch his leaking roof. The event took place at 5:30 yesterday after Menace came home from his job at the funniest.
"I am so happy I got this portion patched" stated Menace " now when it rains, i will have one place to go beneath to stay dry." Menace plans to slowly buy duct tape over time so he can patch a whole square foot.






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