Oil City Man Defends Counter Spill: “I Just Scooped It Out of Sugar Creek.”

The Oil City man reported to have spilt cocaine on the counter at Sheets has finally spoken to the press about his mishap, according to unreliable sources that we made up. The man had scooped the substance out of Sugar Creek, thinking that the name referred to the common sweetening agent.

Sugar Creek is famous for containing a sweet sensation. For generations, locals have stopped by the creek bed to scoop with their hands the sugar that lies beneath the body of water.

In the past year, there have been several reports of people getting a sensational high that one only gets from drugs after partaking from the creek bed, what's for so many years has been used as the flavoring to bake cakes. Many fear has been polluted with drugs. Mothers often dehydrate the water of the creek bed to gain access to the sugar inside. Now they state they are fearful of using the source to place the substance in their food.

As for the man who spilt the substance on the counter in sheets, Explore NothingGreat reports that he is still facing potential charges for the mishap. Several creek bed enthusiasts, however, are arguing that he did not know the creek was sabotaged with cocaine. Some have even suggested that with the community being so large, like New York City, news might not have traveled to him as quick as it would in a smaller region like Chicago.

For now, police are asking the press to warn the public about the potential pollution filling the creek bed that has served the community for generations.