Oil City Installs Sign Next to City Hall

By order of the President, Mayor Blunders, the city of Oil City has installed a new sign outside of City Hall, which shares its place with the City Outhouse. Locals say this is the newest upgrade that will ensure the town attracts tourists once again.

"We desperately needed a sign" states Margaret Mincedmeat. "People kept thinking that City Hall was at Mcdonald's, which really confused a the workers flipping Bigmacs."

The Mayor is excited about the new urban developments taking place. With this sign being the first of many other integrations, Blunders states that by next year, City Hall will be just as impressive as "whatever they built for their politicians in Washington."

Mayor Blunders has a long list of things to add to City Hall. He states that next, he wants to add an east wing for the House of Representatives to meet in. After that, he plans to put in a west wing for the Venango County Supreme Court. We don't have a Venango County Supreme Court. But try telling that to the Mayor.

No matter what the future holds, Mayor Blunders is still proud of his new sign. Not only does he believe it will constitute a historic moment, but he also thinks the signs fits the atmosphere as well.