Office Bar and Grille Bathroom Blocked by Student Painters
Jeremy Jetfuel, lead journalist of the Venango Republic, was prevented ease of access to the Office Bar and Grille bathroom located in the back of the establishment. At around 6:55 PM, Jetfuel stopped in at the bar when he unexpectedly needed to take a dump to avoid soiling himself the solid way.
Jetfuel pulled his car into the parking lot located on 801 Liberty St in Franklin. Upon entering the front door, he was met by several student painters blocking his access to the bathroom in the back!
"It was an incredibly awkward moment" states Jetfuel "I was left wondering if I should plow through the crowd, or risk walking around to the back door...."
With time running out for Jetfuels bowels, he took a seat and ordered a soda water infused with Berry Blast Drink Enhancer.
After chugging the drink, Jetfuel realized he made the fatal error of filling his bladder, thereby forcing him to take immediate action! Jetfuel jumped the counter at the bar and ran past the bouncer who was horking down a cheeseberger. Jetfuel made it to the bathroom successfully and avoided the embarassment of soiling himself both ways. As for the painters, it was never completely explained to Jetfuel who they were or why they felt it necessary to block the quickest route to commode.
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