
Men Outraged Over Janitor Blocking Local Walmart Restroom
Walmart shoppers are in an outrage, particularly the men, after a janitor's cart blocked the entrance to a restroom, suggesting that those with male parts are restricted from accessing the lavatories. According to sources, a man wearing rubber gloves and holding a mop pushed a cart in front of the doorway and has been inside for roughly three minutes, preventing men from entering the facility. Locals are demanding an explanation.
Roughly five feet away, the entrance to what has been labeled the female's restroom is unblocked by any object, giving women complete access to their lavatories for the purpose of relieving themselves. Men shopping in Walmart say that they are furious at this discrimination, even if it is only temporary.
Men are gathered outside of Walmart, furious and holding signs protesting the gender inequality demonstrated by the local Walmart. Many are calling for the janitor to lose his job for preventing the men from having access to a facility that would give them the freedom to relieve their bodies in private.

County officials are working hard in response to the public outcry in the hopes of passing a bill that would prevent future forms of discrimination such as this. The janitor himself has not been identified because of how ridiculous this protest is. As for Walmart, they have not commented on the situation—mainly because they cannot take our respected news outlet seriously enough to give a response.

According to sources, there is no guarantee the cart will be moved for the foreseeable future. Locals are banning together to put pressure on Walmart to.... This just in: The cart has moved....






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