Mayor Dumdum Requests Elk County Give Him West Crawford and Nation of Erie

The success of Elk County's invasion of western Pennsylvania superpowers has helped East Crawford and Warren build their reputation off the backs of the Elk military. While Dumdum's military from East Crawford has struggled to overcome Venango's intellectual superiority, Elk simply avoided Oil City and took every other region the Venango military couldn't cover.

Northwestern Pennsylvania borders as we speak

Now that Elk County is preparing a full invasion of West Crawford, Mayor Dumdum of Titusville is requesting full control of the nation if the operation winds up being a success. According to sources from the Crawford carnage, Dumdum wants to reunite the nations of East Crawford and West Crawford for the pride of Titusville's historical roots. He believes Elk County can give him that opportunity.

In a press briefing today, Mayor Bighorn of Elk County informed his listeners that he has no intention of incorporating West Crawford into the union of his elk-shaped territory. The invasion of Jefferson, Clarion, and Venango County branded western Pennsylvania with the image of his species, and marrying that to West Crawford would ruin such a look.

Left fits Elk agenda

Dumdum was pleased to learn Elk County has no desire to incorporate West Crawford into their combination of territories. When West Crawford requested Titusville become their own separate county, East Crawford residents were flabbergasted that the west side of their union wanted nothing to do with their existence. Now, Dumdum intends to reinstate what West Crawford tried to bury. Only this time, he will try to extend those borders northward into the nation of Erie.

Dumbdumb’s vision

"We shall use our greatest weapon to our advantage," Dumbdumb told the press. He was talking about Elk County.

Warren’s motives are not as clear. Mayor Fossil Fuel has not spoken of what advantages his county from invasions. All we know is that somebody in Warren clearly hates clean rivers.

The next attack is expected to hit Meadville. Mayor Dogfood of West Crawford has equipped more military men with higher portions of Meow Mix for the conflict to come. As they set up roadblocks, every German Shepherd ages 2 months to 12 years has been ordered to take up paws.