Mayor Dogfood Sends Meow-Mix and Milk-Bone Treats to Aid Venango in the War with East Crawford

The recent invasion of Venango County by East Crawford County troops has the United Counties discussing what role each should play in the conflict. Yesterday, war broke out between East Crawford and Venango County when one of Titusville’s troops stepped over the border, laying claim to a square foot of land.

The matter was resolved quickly when the two military men were called back to Titusville by their wives for a pre-scheduled dinner date. Mayor Blunders, however, fears that they will be back in full force. Venango is planning to retaliate with top-secret plans that even the press is not allowed to know.

“We are going to spit on their bridge,” Mayor Blunders blurted out during his press briefing.... So much for that secret...

In response to the incident, Mayor Dogfood of Meadville, capital of West Crawford, states that he intends to aid Venango County with extra pet treats. He is currently trying to convince the Smucker factory to send a thousand pounds.

Mayor Blunders says he intends to accept the generous gift if the Smucker factory can deliver. According to Blunders, the gift will be valuable in creating a giant barrier to keep East Crawford troops out. Anything extra can be used as rations.

As for the other county's, reports state that much discussion is taking place between them. Should the conflict escalate to spitballs fired, the Pensylvania Land Treaty Organization (PLATO), will be forced to join the conflict. For now, the matter remains with discussions on political sanctions.