Mayor Blunder Declares Body of Water Gulf of Venango

Mayor Blunder, who has served Oil City for the last 30 years politically, is fed up with our neighboring county.

"I have never personally been to Allegheny County" Stated Mayor Blunder "all I know is that body of water running through our county deserves a better name!" Mayor Blunder can't imagine a city like Pittsburgh having a population as big as Oil City. "Oil City is practically a metropolis! And the biggest City should be able to name the river after their county!"

Mayor Blunder would like to make plans for Airforce One to fly him over the river. There he would sign an executive order declaring the river as the "Gulf of Venango." Unfortunately, the tiny town of Washington D.C. has not responded to his inquiry. Mayor Blunder has no choice but to dip into the city funds and rent a single pedal boat for this occasion. The boat will temporarily be named "Boat Force One."

Mayor Blunder is ecstatic about the renaming of the Allegheny river. "I wouldn't be surprised if word of this reaches around the world. And maybe even further. It might even go to the border of Clarion!" Only time will tell.

What can be determined is that Allegheny County will not surrender their claims to the river. It is expected that everywhere else in the world, Google maps will display the name "Allegheny River." As for those observing within the borders of Venango county, they will see the name "Allegheny River." When asked how he will force Google to adhere to the name change, Mayor Blunder replied "what's Google?"