Massive Pothole Eats East Side Of Cranberry Mall

The Cranberry Mall has been cut in half due to a giant pothole in their parking lot. Authorities say that a pothole had been growing exponentially in recent weeks and was coming dangerously close when locals reached out to the Mall owner. The owner of the property did not respond to the public concerns because it makes total sense to buy a property and let it go to waste.

As of this morning, the pothole crept up to the eastern side of the building and reportedly "swallowed half the building." Authorities say they've been watching this pothole closely as it is the primary suspect for 3 missing vehicles including a semitruck.

The Cranberry Mall, which in recent years has become a place to go when you want to feel better about your life, has seen a massive growth in businesses that close after the first week of opening. Mall owners say that their business strategy is to draw entrepreneurs in who are caught up in the "I can contribute to this cause mentality."

"Venango County has plenty of people who see potential in our ancient ruins" says the Mall Owner, who may not have actually said this to us "we like to give them the chance to learn the hard way by setting them up to fail."

The owner of the mall does not seem concerned with half his building falling into a pothole. According to the owner, the mall is still visible standing up sideways. Based on their philosophy, people will just have to learn to shop on an incline.