Marienville Hit Hard With Two Soldier Invasions

The industrial city of Marienville was taken by surprise yesterday when a convoy of two East Crawford troops entered their borders. According to sources, the defenses surrounding the city were completely unprepared for the onslaught due to the lack of defenses existing.

The East Crawford soldiers are believed to have entered by way of Warren County just before heading south towards Marienville. Upon arrival, the convoy did not hesitate to mercilessly take out their lawn chairs and sit down. Residents of Marienville are put off by the siege, stating that the two soldiers are a nuisance to the city.

Marienville is famous for their industry of placed children. As northwestern Pennsylvania’s most profitable region in the industry of insourcing delinquents, Marienville cannot afford to have their town compromised by a neighboring enemy.

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“We were just about to bring in another shipment of poorly disciplined children,” states Mayor Youth Counselor of Meadville. “Our infrastructure depends on Abraxas. We cannot afford to have lazy soldiers setting a bad example for our runners.”

With Marienville being the capital of West Forest County, Mayor Youth Counselor is calling on surrounding cities to send whatever troops they have available. Unfortunately, there are no surrounding cities. Mayor Youth Counselor is on his own because he decided to put his town in the middle of the most isolated place in western Pennsylvania.

With the war raging on, Marienville will be remembered as the place we forgot. Let’s be honest. This city was not much of a loss even for Forest County.