Marienville Crime Reaches New Levels as Table and Chairs Go Missing
It is the biggest crime Marienville has seen, aside from kids escaping from Abraxas and stealing a car from some dude who left his keys in the ignition. A man took to Facebook Saturday evening expressing frustration over four metal chairs and a table. These weren't just any patio furnishings. These particular dine out sets were used to seat Kris Kringle and a rabbit who poops eggs once a year.
The man posting his frustrations we will refer to as Ed Ed and Eddie. He took to the Things Happening in Marienville page submitting the first significant thing this page has seen in weeks. Later that day, his post went viral by Forest County standards when one person, whose name resembles Alexander the Great (but with a femanine persona) shared his post to the What's Happening in Forest County page.
Just an observation....... Your county is kinda small and probably only needs one of these pages....... You do you Forest.....
So far, there is no information as to the whereabouts of the table and chairs. Finding them is top priority for the Marienville Police Department because Abraxas hasn't had a runner in three days. Additionally, although a new table is arguably affordable, the gas being wasted on the commute to the Clarion Walmart makes such a purchase unjustified and will probrably set the owners back two paychecks. I mean, Marienville is REALLY FAR from everything. Just return the table you prick!
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