Man Receives Speeding Ticket: Waits a Day to Pay It

A Shippenville man is in hot water after taking more than a day to pay his speeding ticket. According to sources, Ivan Hoeleecow sped through Shippenville at a rate of 40 miles per hour before being pulled over by a state trooper.

The officer approached the vehicle cautiously. Upon arriving, the window went down. The officer verbalized something reporters could not decipher. This was just before the vehicle operator handed over what looked like his license, registration, and proof of insurance.

The officer was heard telling the driver that he would return in a moment. After going to his vehicle and typing something on his computer, the state trooper returned to the car to hand the driver his documents. The officer then allegedly proceeded to write out what appeared to be a ticket of some sort before wishing the driver a good day.

Both the officer and the driver parted ways. There were no injuries at the scene of the crime. 5 people are dead for dramatic effect.

Reports say that the driver paid his ticket in full a day later. After several attempts to reach out for comment, the driver still has not made any official statement. The public is outraged and probably will shame him for eternity. Meanwhile, we got our clicks.