Man performs his own Super Bowl halftime show in downtown Oil City

An Oil City man stood in a Center Street square last night to perform his own Super Bowl halftime show to rival Bad Bunny's performance. According to sources, Mr. Jethro Bodine grabbed his guitar after seeing what he considered a horrific, unwholesome performance during the NFL final competition.

"I just knew in that moment that I had to give America an alternative option to the Super Bowl halftime show," states Mr. BoDean. "That's when I grabbed my guitar and ran down to City Square, where no one was present."

Mr. Bodine does not have any ratings yet from national television to determine how many million of people watched his performance. All he knows is that he put everything he could into advertising in the ten minutes he had to prepare.

"I decided to go by the name of Old Metalhead," states Mr. Bodine. "Then, when I got to Center Square, I started to perform country."

For the three people walking by to get to the gas station up the road, they said it was the best Super Bowl halftime show that they had ever seen. Of course, they were just lying. Less than halfway through his performance, Mr. Bodeen also had to explain to the police that he wasn't insane for standing in the Center Street square with a guitar late at night.

"I had to explain to the police that I wasn't insane for standing out in the road with my guitar singing late at night," states Mr. Bodine. "When people ask, I tell them that the police lights are just a part of the spectacle."

When asked if he would do this again, Mr. Bodine states that it all depends on whether the NFL gets his message that the show needs to be more wholesome, like his performance. As much as he hates taking ratings away from the NFL, Bodine states that what he did was necessary to remind families of what is important on television.