Man Judges Book By It's Cover Traumatized When It Judges Him Back
A man is in critical condition at the ICUP hospital in Seneca after a book allegedly judged him too harshly. According to sources, William Knitwit, a man whose brain is made of interlocking looped yarn, was harshly called out by a book which opened its covers to reveal demeaning literature.
"Knitwit was taking things too far" says Harry Dungbottle, Knitwits close friend and personal dung bottle. "He stood there looking down at the book judging it rudely. He got exactly what was coming to him."
It was in that moment the book suddenly flipped open revealing text specifically about Knitwit. The text was so traumatizing, we have been advised only to show you this censored version of the book. Viewer discretion is advised.....
Knitwit is currently in the psych ward as a result of reading this horrendous image. Some witnesses describe the event as a case of the book "reading Knitwit out loud in front of the whole library." Just the glossary is enough to show how powerful the book is as it lists Knitwits entire relationship history along with his insecurities and overdue bills.
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