Mall Decorator Praised for His Use of Halloween Themed Cobwebs.... in July.... "What Cobwebs?"

The Clarion Mall is one step ahead of Cranberry Mall with the recent hiring of a new decorator. According to satiracle owners (NOT THE REAL ONES!), Mr. OCD CDO immediately got to work Monday morning with the installation of new lighting.

The Mall's only visitor was astonished not just by the light display, but also by what seemed to be the addition of Halloween Themed cobwebs in every corner of the building.

The visitor was so excited, he ran outside to where the decorator was turning on the lights, praising him for the decision to bring an October holiday to the midway point of the year.

"Who needs Christmas in July when you now have Halloween?" States the satiracle visitor who requested he remain anonymous.

The Decorator, Mr. OCD CDO, stood with a puzzled look. "What cobwebs?" He asked the visitor.

Mr. Harold Lloyd, the anonymous visitor we refuse to identify, stood shocked by the question. "So those tarantulas weren't fake?"

"What tarantulas?" Responded the interior decorator.

Noticing the sickened look on the anonymous visitors face in contrast to the joy expressed when he thought the webs were a display, Mr. CDO OCD decided to set Mr. Lloyd's mind at ease by taking credit for the spiders.

"Oh! You mean those tarantulas!" Stated Mr. CDO OCD.

The Clarion Mall will be hosting Halloween themes year round until someone can clean up the mess with a broom. While we understand this story is arguably more applicable to the Cranberry Mall, we decided to instead invest this energy in Clarion's because their slightly better shape means they can handle the beating. With Cranberry's Mall one brick away from a crumble, we'd rather reserve them for our more merciless humor.