Local Mechanic Fixes Check Engine Light: Community Stunned

A mechanic is making headlines after successfully finding a way to fix the check engine light on a car. According to unreliable sources, Mr. Grease Primate, a mechanic who for some reason likes to sleep at the Erie Zoo, was able to successfully fix a car’s check engine light without smashing the light directly.

"It really was a matter of outsmarting the car’s internal functions," states Mr. Primate, who struggled to keep grease off the banana he was eating.

Other locals are stunned, stating that they have been working on the same issue for years with no success.

"I tried five different mechanics and decided to instead send my car to therapy," states Nadia Business. "My car refuses to get better, and I just don't know where else to turn — especially now that the power steering fluid is empty."

Locals are suddenly turning to Mr. Primate in hopes that he can offer the solution they have been looking for. Unfortunately, they are forced to wait because he just went into hibernation. I didn't think monkeys did that.....