Local Man Under Scrutiny for Fake News Site that Pokes Fun at Oil City

A local man has put the community in an upproar by attempting to poke fun at our beloved city. Jeremy Jetfuel, a local prankster has published online content that seeks to undersell the high class nature of our prosperous city by painting individuals as poor uneducated rednecks who have no access to modern technology and are lacking knowledge of the outside world.

In his recent publications, Jetfuel caused local residents to protest his works as they claimed he has defamed one of the wealthiest cities known to the county residents. City officials are also outraged by the recent publications and are considering fining Jetfuel an astronomical 50 cents which exceeds the local treasury by 50 cents. Local prosecutors are prepared to take legal action but are facing difficulties with state law books that haven't been updated in 40 years. With no modern phones, and only a broken telegraph machine (Google telegraph if you don't know what it is), the city has no way to communicate with the state capital to know what laws exist pertaining to online content.

The Mayor of Oil City has offered a reward of 10 cents to anyone who can successfully communicate with the State Governor for information on the legality of Jetfuels articles. Mayor Blunder also offers a 5 cent incentive for anyone who can inform him on who the State Governor is. Blunder also says he will include an additional 5 cents to anyone who can inform him what state this is.

Until Oil City successfully communicates with the State Capital, one can only imagine how much more content Jetfuel will create. Mayor Blunder is advising the residents of Oil City to come together and protest this disgusting satirical website created to poke fun at the high societal culture of Oil City. So far, everyone has no idea what he's talking about because no one in town has ever used the internet.

Jetfuel is being held at the local McDonald's for questioning. They would send him to the county prison, but driving him to Franklin exceeds the city budget.