Local Man Poses Like He is Running for Political Office Against Sinkhole

A local man has gone viral by Venango County standards with his oddly heroic pose. According to sources, somebodies uncle was caught standing next to the sinkhole this week in a way that suggests he is sending a message.

"We aren't quite sure what message the man is sending" states one person who doesn't actually exist. "All we know is that his pose suggests a message of hope for whoever it is intended for."

The sinkhole formed Sunday around 7:20 PM and became the immediate talk of the region. It was such a buzz Explore Venango reported on it the next day. That's right, even in the age of technology our major news source can't grab a trending photo and post a quick report. phones are just not that advanced for such a convenience.

The picture of the man surfaced Sunday at around 8:30 making him more current than Explore Venango. Commenters may or may not have suggested that he looks like he is posing for his new record "Sinkhole to Hell." Let's just hope he doesn't moonwalk too far to his right.

The mans pose also brought about major conspiracy theories by the person writing this article. One suggested the photo being taken minutes after the hole formed means he caused it. Uncomfirmed reports also say he arrived minutes before the sinkhole. There are technically more reliable insights suggesting the opposite, but we won't bore you with those details.

When it comes to the motives behind the pose one thing is certain; we are not certain. We litterally have no idea why this heroic stance was made. Was he mourning the lost gravel? Defending his lost parking spot? All we can determine is that he is not the hero we deserve, but the one we needed. We just don't know why.