Local Man Claims Grocery Cart is Haunted Because it Only Turns Left

Earl Tickle, a local who really needs to consider changing his name, reported to police a haunting at the Oil City Giant Eagle. His reason? His cart only moved one direction....

According to police, Mr. Tickle, who we highly recommend changes his name immediately, states that his cart had a mind of its own. When asked if it was moving in random directions, he stated "no. Just left when I would try to push it straight...."

Witnesses say Tickle performed a full exorcism using a can of aerosol, velveeta cheese, and a stick of dynamite. Fortunately, he was too demented to know how to light a match. Police were able to remove him from the store before he blew up the cart.

As for the cart, it has been donated to the grocery store he stole it from last week. Yup..... It didn't even belong to the store he was shopping at. He litterally took it from a Tops in Union City before complaining about it being haunted.