Local Fake Time Journalist Jeremy Jetfuel Reaches 17 Followers, Joins Elite Group of Creators

It is quite the milestone when you count the billions of people who aren't following as if they are followers. Sure, another certain journalist may have reached the hundred thousand subscriber mark on his YouTube channel. He even wrote about it in the third person and thought we wouldn't notice by the fact that nobody is credited with writing the article. For Jeremy Jetfuel, however, the other journalists hundred thousand following is less impressive than the 8.3 billion people Jetfuel is counting as his followers.

"I just decided to use reverse psychology on reality by including everybody who doesn't subscribe to me," states Jeremy Jetfuel, who currently is writing in the third person. "I thought about excluding my 17 real followers. But then I realized that I am already being incredibly dishonest by including the rest of Earth's human population. So I decided to be honest by including the real followers too."

Jetfuel's genius manipulation of the numbers now makes him the most successful content creator on the internet. His clever sarcastic wit and ability to stir the pot is probably why he managed to fudge the numbers so easily.

"I couldn't have done it without my ego," Jetfuel stated to himself as he typed these words. "All the comments that would be there if the following was too, and all challenges that would exist if I actually put in the work."

As the world's most successful fictional journalist with the largest fictional following, Jetfuel is grateful to be the region's most important prick.

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