Local Attorney Jake Horking Kake Claims to Have Passed Bar Exam

Franklin's worst attorney says that he has finally passed his bar exam. Jake Horking Kake, an actual living mistake, announced today that he successfully passed his Bar after walking past Trails to Ales and shouting "objection!" at the front door.

Horking Kake has been outside the law for the last several years by lacking credentials in his practice. According to experts, if it weren't for the shortage of attorneys in the area, he would have been forced to stop years ago. Horking Kakes claim to have passed his Bar exam would be good for the county if it were true. Unfortunately, he's such a dunce, we know it's never going to actually happen.

As for the establishment he works for, the Gaylibido Microsized Lawlessfirmentation, located on the corner of the emcee’s fat belly, says that they recognize Horking Kakes achievement as a legal certification mainly because they have no other options to choose from. With Horking Kake now recognized as a certified attorney, locals are cringing at what trauma his blunderous tendencies may cause to clients not knowing better than to hire him.

Trails to Ales says they do not identify as a law school. Unfortunately, the county has so few attorneys, they will find any loopholes to justify such mistakes as Jake Horking Kake. With so few options to choose from, it looks like Horking Kake is here to stay.