Lawrence County Launches Fireworks at Pittsburgh: Steel City Holds

Political tensions have now resulted in Sir Lawrence of Newcastle launching fireworks at Allegheny's capital of Pittsburgh. Despite numerous attempts to resolve the allegations of Lawrence County stealing West Pittsburg from Pittsburgh, Sir Lawrence says he has had enough and is ready to go to war with Mayor Steelhead.

At 12:33 Thursday afternoon, a firework managed to strike the heart of Pittsburgh. Seven people were hit yet remained unwavering since their bodies are naturally made up of steel beams.

Mayor Steelhead of Pittsburgh has received word of the attack on Allegheny's capital. He is now mobilizing an army of 75 metal heads to defend the border of Allegheny County. Because the Venango Republic Universe is supposed to be a family-friendly one, we are still trying to figure out what Pittsburgh will throw back at Sir Lawrence without the implication of deadly force.... Stay tuned....