Jeremy Jetfuel Found Not Guilty Of Starting Frog Fights

Jeremy Jetfuel has officially been found not guilty after his hearing yesterday. Allegations of an illegal frog fighting ring in his backyard were pending with Jetfuel facing a potential 2 hours in jail. Unfortunately, the accusers were unable to prove Jetfuel had such a ring because he is actually not a real person and only a fake character we made for our staff page.

The inability to prove Jetfuels existense stopped the accusers cold and Jetfuel was able to walk out of the courtroom with no charges on his head. Jetfuel will be returning immediately as our leading jouralist and is writing this article you are reading right now. The Venango Republic accepted Jetfuel with open arms and we are happy to have him back on our staff.