
Janitor Moves Cart: Now Blocking Women From Restroom
Women are protesting outside of the local Walmart after a janitor moved his cart from the men’s facility to the women’s restroom, preventing them access. According to sources, the men’s protest was a success just three minutes after the janitor had blocked their restroom with his cart. Men had gathered outside of the local Walmart, holding signs and expressing outrage that the janitor would prevent them access to their lavatories. Now, it is the women voicing their disapproval.

The outcry was quickly heard, and the janitor departed the men’s restroom. However, sources say that the women’s restroom was immediately blocked, changing the discrimination from men to women instead.
“I was relieved to see that the voices of men were immediately heard once the janitor moved his cart away from their doorway,” states one female who did not actually say this. “When the janitor, however, blocked our entrance, I realized that gender discrimination is still alive — and one that women should also be prepared to protest against.”
County officials are once again working to pass a bill that would prevent this form of discrimination from happening in the future. The former bill that was passed less than a minute after the men’s restroom opened up only accounted for the male gender. Now the commissioners are working to pass a second bill that would cover both genders.

With the public outcry shifting directions from one gender to the next, a movement of brave young women has taken shape... This just in: The janitor has just moved the cart away from the women’s restroom, ending the temporary discrimination toward the female gender. Both restrooms are now accessible to men and women alike. According to sources, the janitor’s cleaning cart has officially been transported to a room at the corner of the store labeled the "janitor’s closet."
The public says that they are happy. However, there is some fear that this discrimination could potentially return as soon as tomorrow if locals do not band together to prevent it from happening. On the bright side, the restrooms look a lot cleaner for some reason.






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